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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A self-aware tee for anyone who knows the true secret to keeping a point: never actually use it. The design pairs the hard-earned truth—“It’s easy to look sharp when you haven’t done any work”—with a classic visual of a completely ground-down, peeled-back crayon that’s clearly seen actual service. Wear it for garage sessions, quiet mornings, or days when the heaviest lifting on the agenda is avoiding responsibility entirely. Printed on a classic-fit cotton tee with a relaxed crew neckline, it feels easygoing while holding its shape through repeat wear. The seamless tubular construction creates a clean silhouette, while the ribbed collar and shoulder taping add lasting structure. The design uses DTG and DTF printing for crisp detail, and the tear-away label keeps the inside comfortable.
Printed and fulfilled right here in the USA. Premium print quality built to handle the wash wheel without cracking.
Product features
- Medium-weight fabric with a durable, smooth surface designed for detailed printing
- Classic relaxed fit with a timeless crew neckline
- Tubular construction without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, shape-retaining collar with shoulder tape for added stability
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp artwork, labels, and sleeve details
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Note: Product mockups may feature AI-generated model visuals.
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, Russet, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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