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"I've Got Your Holiday Balls Hangin'" | Anti-Holiday Long Sleeve Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Body Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Chest Width (Laid Flat), in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Sleeve Length (From Center Back), in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 |
Zero corporate cheer. Maximum attitude.
For the ones who would rather chew tinfoil than sit through another mandatory office holiday party, this long-sleeve brings a raw, irreverent punch to the winter rotation. Featuring a pathetically scraggly pine tree—surviving on pure spite, a leaning star, and a heavy-handed double entendre—this piece cuts straight through the sterile noise of standard seasonal gear.
Built on a durable, moisture-wicking blend designed to handle everything from tree-trimming nights to festive bar crawls without missing a beat. Rib-knit cuffs keep the sleeves locked down, and the rugged stitching ensures it’ll outlast your uncle’s terrible political rants at Christmas dinner.
A sharp play for anyone whose holiday spirit comes with a sense of humor, a slightly crooked tree, and zero patience for nonsense.
Printed and fulfilled right here in the USA. Premium print quality built to handle the wash wheel without cracking.
Product features
- 5.4-ounce 50/50 cotton/poly jersey blend for comfort and durability
- Moisture-wicking fabric helps pull moisture away from the body
- Tear-away label for a smoother, more comfortable fit
- Double-needle stitching and hems provide added durability
- Rib-knit collar, cuffs, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for structure and support
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
- Keep away from fire
Note: Product mockups may feature AI-generated model visuals.
50/50 Cotton/Poly Mix
Balanced cotton/polyester blend for comfort and durability.
Moisture-Wicking
Fabric designed to pull moisture away from the body for dryness.
Tear-Away Label
Label can be easily removed for comfort.
Double-Needle Stitching
Enhanced durability with double stitching on front neck.
Rib Knit Collar
Seamless design for a neat appearance and fit.
Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping
Provides additional durability and support across the shoulders.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Keep away from fire.
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