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For anyone who likes their morning brew strong and their conversations kept to an absolute minimum. Built with a warm, vintage-style graphic wrapped across a durable ceramic build, this mug delivers a straightforward warning right where everyone can see it: “This coffee tastes like you should stop talking.”
It’s a clean, no-nonsense daily driver for early garage sessions, quiet desk corners, or anyone who values a little peace before the world wakes up. Paired with a comfortable C-handle and a solid heavy-duty build, it’s made for real routines.
Printed and fulfilled right here in the USA. Premium print quality built to handle the wash wheel without cracking.
Product features
- Durable white ceramic with a glossy finish
- Vibrant, crisp full-color printed design
- Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- Comfortable C-handle; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
Note: Product mockups may feature AI-generated model visuals.
Glossy ceramic
The mug is made from ceramic and has a glossy finish.
Vibrant colors
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs.
Microwave-safe
Mug can be safely placed in microwave for food or liquid heating.
Dishwasher-safe
Suitable for dishwasher use.
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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