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For anyone who likes their morning brew strong and their conversations kept to an absolute minimum. Built with a warm, vintage-style graphic wrapped across a durable ceramic build, this mug delivers a straightforward warning right where everyone can see it: “This coffee tastes like you should stop talking.”
It’s a clean, no-nonsense daily driver for early garage sessions, quiet desk corners, or anyone who values a little peace before the world wakes up. Paired with a comfortable C-handle and a solid heavy-duty build, it’s made for real routines.
Printed and fulfilled right here in the USA. Premium print quality built to handle the wash wheel without cracking.
Product features
- Glossy black ceramic with a vibrant, crisp printed design
- Available in 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L) sizes
- Microwave-safe for convenient heating
- Dishwasher-safe for easy everyday cleanup
- Lead- and BPA-free with a comfortable C-shaped handle
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
Note: Product mockups may feature AI-generated model visuals.
Glossy ceramic
The mug is made from black ceramic and has a glossy finish.
Vibrant colors
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs.
Microwave-safe
Mug can be placed in the microwave for food or liquid heating
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements
Country of origin
Made in China
Dishwasher-safe
Suitable for dishwasher use
Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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